Lost Growing Pains Episode

April 27, 2012 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

Budding Christian extremist Kirk Cameron wrote and directed a very special ™ episode of the hit 1980’s sitcom Growing Pains, which producers buried for fear of alienating Kirk’s legion of teenage fans.

Here’s a clip:
 

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GOP Nightmare

April 3, 2012 | COMMENTS (2) |

 
 

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Jesus Texts Rick Santorum

March 13, 2012 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

Poor Little Ricky. Everyone keeps picking on him.  Wait....cancel that.
 

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Before You Die, You Hear... Mitt Romney Sing

January 31, 2012 | COMMENTS (1) | Estate Five

Sit back and pop in a VHS tape of GOP Presidential front-runner Mitt Romney singing America the Beautiful. Just don't be surprised if a soggy, stringy-haired girl crawls out of your TV.


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Newt Gingrich's Open Marriage - On the Next Maury!

January 19, 2012 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

Maury Povich takes a look at GOP Presidential hopeful, traditional marriage defender and polyamory enthusiast Newt Gingrich’s wild personal life.
 

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Mitt Romney: Class Warrior

January 17, 2012 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

 

Rick Perry Love Connection

December 15, 2011 | COMMENTS (2) | Estate Five

Former Governor Rick Parody Perry visits Chuck Woolery on Love Connection....and he seems kind of wasted.
 

We’ve been quite Rick Perry-heavy these days. We’re just trying to wring the last few drops out of poor lil’ Ricky before his inevitable defeat in the Iowa caucus, after which he’ll be put out to pasture (or whatever other maddeningly folksy idiom Texans have for such a situation…tips the slop bucket? ...puts up the milking stool?)...
 


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Rick Santorum Doth Protest Too Much

December 8, 2011 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

 

Uzbeki Becky Stan Stan

November 11, 2011 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

Herman Cain gets a little help answering a gotcha question.
 
Meanwhile, the heir to Sarah Palin's vacant martyr throne is making Anita Hill jokes.

Herman has also hired a defamation lawyer to try and mitigate the damage of the ongoing Cainwreck. Cain's fancy new lawyer said, "anyone should think twice" before making public accusations against his client.
 

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Text Message News - Brett Ratner Gets Fired

November 9, 2011 | COMMENTS (0) | Estate Five

Brett Ratner, director of the Rush Hour trilogy as well as the groundbreaking Jessica Simpson music video These Boots Were Made For Walking, was recently stripped of his Oscar 2012 producing duties for using the word “fag” in an interview.

A text message thread from Ratner has recently surfaced in which he breaks the bad news.

UPDATE: Eddie Murphy has now backed out as Oscar host after his friend Brett Ratner was canned.

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