Chicken Not-so-little is at it again. Former and future fear fomenter Glenn Beck is mad as hell at Levi Strauss & Co, and he’s not going to take it anymore. Beck has promised a personal boycott of the clothing company for their new ad, which Beck claims is guilty of “glorifying revolution,” comparing the scenes to "European socialists marching" and "a Palestinian kind of march."

“It’s hard to believe that a company associated with America and working class values would use global revolutions and progressivism to sell their products, but that’s exactly what Levis is doing in their new commercials. Unfortunately, they aren’t even trying to disguise their efforts to commit to the progressive cause.”

Meanwhile, even further down the ladder of cultural relevancy, Levi Johnston has written a tell-all book entitled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, in which the almost Vice President’s almost son-in-law Levi dishes on the Palin family...
 

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On a recent campaign stop, Massachusetts Senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren spoke on America’s debt crisis and fair taxation without hyperbole, distortion or fear mongering. She didn’t refer to former President Bush as a myopic, self-aggrandizing reverse Robin Hood. She didn’t call anti-tax demi-god Grover Norquist a greedy, soulless ass hat. Good for her. No need to add to the coarsening of our political discourse.

"There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there - good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory. Now look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea - God Bless! Keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along...
 

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Former Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne appeared on The View this morning and voiced their full, unqualified support of gay marriage.

Lynne Cheney spoke of their lesbian daughter Mary, her partner Heather and their two children, saying, “Whatever Mary and Heather decide to do is up to Mary and Heather.”

When asked if he agreed with his wife’s stance on gay marriage, Dick replied, “I think freedom means freedom for everybody. And you ought to have the right to make whatever choice you want to make with respect to your own personal situation...

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What does Taiwan’s Next Media Animation have in store for you with their new Michele Bachmann animated video?

Bachmann getting pelted with spitballs by Sarah Palin, Ron Paul and Mitt Romney? You bet.

Bachmann rubbing an Aladdin-style teapot and Reagan appearing? Of course.

Bachmann signing an anti-gay pledge while her “effeminate” pray-the-gay-away therapist husband Marcus gets it on with another dude? Uh-huh...
 

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Because it’s kind of a slow news day, we bring you a video of former presidential candidate and BDSM expert Alan Keyes, and running-out-of-pejoratives Victoria Jackson performing Somewhere Over the Rainbow on a Birther cruise.

Victoria Jackson accompanied Keyes on the piano, but unfortunately did not lend her Chipmunks-being-hacked-to-death-by-a-chainsaw singing voice to the performance, presumably because she still had the “sickening” gay agenda shoved down her throat...

 

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WallBuilders founder and self-taught kind-of-historian David Barton, and a puppet bearing a striking resemblance to televangelist Kenneth Copeland sat in the day room of their in-patient psychiatric treatment facility and babbled incoherently about how “demonic principalities” are controlling our government, and how theses principalities are literally hovering over the U.S. Capitol, causing lawmakers “to think really goofy,” and delaying the reception of prayers by “twenty-one days.”

No word yet as to the nature of Barton and Copeland’s “spiritual battle,” nor what time the orderlies will be coming through the day room with their mid-afternoon snack trays...

 

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Joe Walsh (R-IL), a Tea Party-backed congressman from Illinois, will be playing hooky from President Obama’s big jobs speech before a joint session of congress on September 8th.

Walsh, who famously said that Obama “pushed that magical button: a black man who was articulate, liberal, the whole white guilt, all of that,” will not be privy to said articulateness, as he will be in Illinois on the night of the speech to host a small-business forum.

“I don’t see the point of being a prop for another of the president’s speeches asking for more failed stimulus spending and more subsidies for his pet projects,” said Walsh of his decision.

By “pet projects,” Walsh was most likely not referring to his former employer, Jobs For Youth, a Chicago-based nonprofit organization that helps young men and women from low-income homes prepare for, find, and keep jobs.

And by “subsidies,” Walsh was clearly not referring the $1,554,264 in federal aid government grants and contracts that Jobs For Youth received in 2010...
 

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