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Here it is, kids!

The Mitt Romney robot supercut you probably weren’t asking for, but totally want to watch anyway.
 

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Is it too late to get Jack Nicholson to moderate the last two presidential debates?
 

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We're busy windsurfing with John Kerry this summer, but here's a little fun nonsense to tide you over until the conventions.

Oh, and of course Rush Limbaugh thinks the Bane/Bain coincidence is a sinister plot by those dastardly Liberals...
 

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Budding Christian extremist Kirk Cameron wrote and directed a very special ™ episode of the hit 1980’s sitcom Growing Pains, which producers buried for fear of alienating Kirk’s legion of teenage fans.

Here’s a clip:
 

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Former Governor Rick Parody Perry visits Chuck Woolery on Love Connection....and he seems kind of wasted.
 

We’ve been quite Rick Perry-heavy these days. We’re just trying to wring the last few drops out of poor lil’ Ricky before his inevitable defeat in the Iowa caucus, after which he’ll be put out to pasture (or whatever other maddeningly folksy idiom Texans have for such a situation…tips the slop bucket? ...puts up the milking stool?)...
 

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Herman Cain gets a little help answering a gotcha question.
 
Meanwhile, the heir to Sarah Palin's vacant martyr throne is making Anita Hill jokes.

Herman has also hired a defamation lawyer to try and mitigate the damage of the ongoing Cainwreck. Cain's fancy new lawyer said, "anyone should think twice" before making public accusations against his client.
 

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Brett Ratner, director of the Rush Hour trilogy as well as the groundbreaking Jessica Simpson music video These Boots Were Made For Walking, was recently stripped of his Oscar 2012 producing duties for using the word “fag” in an interview.

A text message thread from Ratner has recently surfaced in which he breaks the bad news.

UPDATE: Eddie Murphy has now backed out as Oscar host after his friend Brett Ratner was canned.

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Unelectable non-witch Christine O’Donnell walked off the set of yet another live interview this afternoon.

O’Donnell was hoping to salvage what was left of her reputation after her disastrous interview with Piers Morgan in August, as well as her disinvitation from her Iowa Teabagathon speaking engagement.

One can only hope that O’Donnell’s career as a children’s book author proves fulfilling enough to compensate for such high-profile failures.

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