OK kids, here we go. Every time you hear the following conservative catchphrases in Professional Famous Person and American Historian Sarah Palin’s new sepia-drenched, lily-white, Americana circle-jerk Always Proud, take a drink:

Long ago
Young farmer
Good people
Small towns
Honesty
Sincerity
Dignity
Grew up with those people
Grow our food
Run our factories*
Fight our wars
Love their country
Proud of America


 

Actually, since the whole video is pretty much one long game of GOP Mad Libs, you might as well just do a keg stand for the entire minute.

Palin does manage to add a brand new conservative dog whistle to the list though: Haberdasher. As in, “America needs more Haberdashers and less Community Organizers!”

Well played Sarah, well played (slow clap).



*As long as those ungrateful fucking cogs decide to collectively bargain. Then they’re filthy commie scum.

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