Three-time failed Delaware Senatorial candidate and non-witch Christine O’Donnell is releasing a book on August 16th with the pun-friendly title of Troublemaker: Let's Do What it Takes to Make America Great Again.

The book will contain her version of the infamous “I’m not a witch” political ad, as well as the shellacking she received at the hands of Democratic Senator Chris Coons. It’s widely speculated that the book will not contain details about the widely mocked debate with Coons in which O’Donnell trashes the theory of evolution, and tries to scored points with the audience by slyly questioning whether the separation of church and state is in the constitution.

O’Donnell says the book was written for her Tea Party supporters to send the message that "career politicians and the establishment don't own our country."

It remains to be seen if this message will go over as well as her past messages, which include, "It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lust,” as well as her classic message, “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”

Ah, welcome back Christine. We’ve missed you.




 

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